A letter to the not-pregnant person (pregnant ladies), whom you could get a laughter from it,)!?!?

Honored not-pregnant person,

I hope that maybe you find these guidelines helpfully resulted in your interactions with pregnant women to follow like not them in serious physical damage. If you are thinking, definitely she/it doesn\'t mean me. then, you probably should read this twice.

1. The suitable answer to a couple, who tells you, this she/it has, a baby is \'Glückwunsche\'! with enthusiasm. Every other answer makes you to a jerk.

2. Through the miracles of the science, we now know, thereß babies are done ONLY by the mother and are begotten. not Großeltern. Ohßer if the baby is in your uterus, or you are, the man, who helped, places it there, maybe you never use the phrase \'my baby.\'

3. On the same note, ouchßer if you did the baby, as birth defines in 2, the pregnancy, and to lift from the child, doesn\'t go about you. You/they don\'t have any complaint. Nobody wants your opinion hören, except if they ask therefore.

4. The Körper a pregnant woman should be treated them/her/it resembling like any others flesh. You/they würden jemands stomach not arbitrarily touches, if they were not pregnant, still you would examine the condition for her/its/their uterus, cervix, or as they plan to use her/its/their breasts. Pregnancy doesn\'t remove all tracks of the Privatsphäre from a woman.

5. As well, no Mrs. Anmerkungen wants over her/its/their weight.ever hear. A pregnant woman finds not flattering on that occasion, thereß you thinks, she/it is approximate, bang is, twins must have, must look inflate or had to increase in her/its/their face. Telling her, this she/it only brands too small looks, she/it worries, thereß she/it her/its/their baby somehow hungry is. Making such comments invite her/it/them to criticism, that maybe your physical look and you not gekränkt presents. The single acceptable comment over look, look is \'you fabulously!. \'

6. Until we, that have the most from us, are at the moment 20-30 years old aufwit picked on ärts on the fact that the summer is hot. We are every summer as we are not pregnant, heyß. We don\'t need, thereß you on it reminds, we will be miserably hot before the baby comes. Still we mit knows üssen how you will look badly for us because we will be pregnant for the summer, and, how gladly you are, that YOU/THEY won\'t be pregnant this coming summer.

7. There is a reason of the cards, in order to work, & Delivery is not yet sold on ticket masters. Birth actually is no public event. Maybe it sounds verrückt, but some women really enjoy her/its/their mother\'s idea not, MIL or a multiplicity of other family members, that its nude churn and genitals sees. Also fühlen itself some people simply like her/its/their child\'s birth, is a private and emotional moment, that should be shared only by the parents. There you/they were not invited to be, as the baby was created, there you will probably not be invited to be if it gets out of both.

8. As all other in lives, ouchßer if you an invitation, you are not invited, gets. This schließt medical dates, ultra sounds work, delivery, the hospital and the home of the parent one. You/they don\'t decide, whether you für the birth there will be, or if you in with the new parents, in order to help out, will apply. if your help gewit becomes ünscht, silence assured that you will be asked therefore.

9. If you are asked therefore to help after the birth, these means, that you aufr the houseäumen should, you help to cook meals, and remain you from the way in general. The baby more than the parents stationary, is to be interfered with nursing and sleeping schedules and a woman\'s bringing, that still of Flüssigkeit from multiple situations, to it, to lift a finger in housework, lets through, not helpful.

10. The single people entitled to duration with the baby are the parents. Whether she/it wählen, to have you with the clinic for the birth, or asks therefore about you to wait three weeks to visit, you estimate that you the privilege to see her/its/their child, is given. The wail or showing Enttäuschung encourages only the parents, you less, to include.

Yours truly,

All pregnant women in the world

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I got out a laughter from it. Particularly on the days you really dont-Gefühl like nascent touches or the days, as you feel particularly, "thickly."

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through J. Leigh haha thats really funny! And very much very true!!!:)

through december... i wants to send my hubands-Familie this.. SO BAD. ... You/they got no idea LOL

through?? ic???... i lol\'ed with the whole matter however particularly this part: . A pregnant woman finds not flattering on that occasion, thereß you thinks, she/it is approximate, bang is, twins must have, must look inflate or had to increase in her/its/their face. Telling her, this she/it only brands too small looks, she/it worries, thereß she/it her/its/their baby somehow hungry is.

haha, thanks for the laughter! :)

from Jammie thank you for it, to say everything, which I want to say for the last 4 months!!

I have a woman with my work, that believes, that it is okay to crouch every time down if she/it sees me, and rub my stomach, during whispering of dear nothings to my child. I don\'t have any idea, like base too glätten is, it however I, never really, she/it liked in the first place, and now, she/it wants that my baby knows her/its/their voice, if born es\'s! Thanks NO, paws from, my Körper belongs to me, and my baby and you is not allowed to touch itself/themselves PER!

IchIch flat also, as it didn\'t ask any visitors without family and some near friends, that I will load in formally, with the hospital. Is you so thinks? Oh well, too bad. ICH\'m, this, for the first time, go to learn to nurse, and will be exhausted, therefore the world can get done with it!! 10 percent 1 voices

through ~ Stefany, that I like number 4, it is true! if you wouldn\'t berührt itself arbitrarily, tolerates I hate somebody else, about what the big deal of touching of the stomach of a pregnant woman is, it particularly if it is somebody, that you are not near with it or hardly know,: P, I liked this whole matter: D

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Friday, 22 July 2011