Who gets out a laughter from it?

This is something, which looked i notes at one of my friend FB. I rather find it more to the laughter.

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION

I hope that maybe you find these guidelines helpfully resulted in your interactions with pregnant women to follow like not them in serious physical damage.

If you are thinking, definitely she/it doesn\'t mean me.... then, you probably should read this twice.

1, the suitable answer to a couple, who tells you, this she/it has, a baby is "congratulations!" with enthusiasm. Every other answer conserves you one $$

2, through the miracles of the science, we now knows, that babies are done ONLY by the mother and are begotten, not grandparents. Ohßer if the baby is in your uterus, or you are, the man, who helped, places it there, maybe you never use the phrase "my baby."

33, on the same note, except if you did the baby, as defines in 2, the pregnancy, birth and the rise of the child is not about you. You/they don\'t have any complaint. Nobody wants your opinion hören, except if they ask therefore. They resemble going für the baby\'s name.

4, the body a pregnant wife should be treated them/her/it resembling like any others flesh. You/they würden not arbitrarily still you would examine somebody berühren\'s-Magen, if they were not pregnant, the condition for her/its/their uterus, cervix or as they plan to use her/its/their breasts. Pregnancy doesn\'t remove all tracks of the Privatsphäre from a woman.

5 as well no woman ever wants to hear comments about her/its/their weight. A pregnant woman finds not flattering on that occasion, thereß you thinks, she/it is approximate, bang is, twins must have, must look inflate or had to increase in her/its/their face. Telling her, this she/it only brands too small looks, she/it worries, thereß she/it her/its/their baby somehow hungry is. Making such comments invite her/it/them to criticism, that maybe your physical look and you not gekränkt presents. The single acceptable comment over look is "you looks marvelous!".

6, until we, that have the most from us, are at the moment 20-30 years old picked on on the fact upward, that the summer is hot. We are every summer as we are not pregnant, heyß. We place auf\'t needs, thereß you on it reminds, we will be miserably hot before the baby comes.

7 it gives a reason, the cards at L&D not yet on ticket masters is sold. Birth actually is no public event. Maybe it sounds verrückt, but some women really enjoy her/its/their mother\'s idea not, MIL or a multiplicity of other family members, that its nude churn and genitals sees. Also fühlen itself some people simply like her/its/their child\'s birth, is a private and emotional moment, that should be shared only by the parents. As all other in lives, ouchßer if you an invitation, you are not invited, gets. This schließt medical dates, ultra sounds, the work, delivery, the hospital and the parents at home one. You/they don\'t decide, whether you für the birth there will be, or if you itself in with the new parents to it will move, "help from". if your help gewit becomes ünscht, silence assured that you will be asked therefore.

these means help 8, if you are asked therefore to help after the birth, that you should purge the house so that to cook meals, and remains from the way in general. The baby more than the parents stationary, is to be interfered with nursing and sleeping schedules and a woman\'s bringing, that still of Flüssigkeit from multiple situations, to it, to lift a finger in housework, lets through, not helpful.

9, that are to duration with the baby of entitled single people, the parents. ObOb she/it wählen, to have you with the clinic for the birth, or asks therefore about you to wait three weeks to visit, you estimate that you the privilege to see her/its/their child, is given. The wail or showing Enttäuschung encourages only the parents, you less, to include. I hope, thereß this helps, it certainly brings us to feeling better.

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I love #3 and wish completely that I it my Ehemännernichte, that believes, in the birth, that she/it will be Godmother, could send and could think, that we are, you give the babies at least middle, you name to her! Some bevölkern only Don\'t understands...

THANK FOR THE LAUGH and I copies this completely!

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19 weeks 2 days with my 1.:)

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lol no worries is a good one hello:)

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from 90210 Haha dear I this so very much. Particularly the Berühren the stomach part. I hate if however anybody my Freundesberührungen my stomach!! avoids you your paws.

Oh and numbers, in 7 also is completely exactly lol.

through pamala amen!!!

through booboo said Well. I love it.

from Tigger dear I it! Although I know pregnant people, who think otherwise,...

from Mommy to a baby girl dear I it. Das\'s awesome.

through confused, This is too true! lol that I want to send out it in an e-mail to all my pregnant friends! :)